meladoodle: no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth
poutyowl: i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
pityreblogs: when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
snorlaxatives: 99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times
started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom
und wieder nach all diesen monaten verletzt mich...
dampsandwich: i’m so ANGRY *punches a hole in the wall* MOM MY HAND
leoniestagebuch: War etwas viel. Die Woche. Der Monat. Das Leben.
I am everything you’ll never be.– 6-Word Story (via mostlyfiction)